Christmas Dreamer Gifts

Christmas Eve Night

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

'Petey? Petey? I can't sleep. I'm too excited.'

You Gotta Believe

"I haven't been good, but I have good as a goal."

"I was going too ask Santa for the latest tech gadgets, but after seeing him using a flip phone, I'm guessing he knows nothing about technology."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Chocs away.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.