Christmas Dreamer Gifts

Christmas Eve Night

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Do you think Santa will be making a stop at Tiffany & Company tonight, Lance? Sorry to disappoint you, Gloria, but I spotted Santa's sleigh in the parking lot of Kmart & Company earlier.

'Petey? Petey? I can't sleep. I'm too excited.'

You Gotta Believe

"I haven't been good, but I have good as a goal."

"I was going too ask Santa for the latest tech gadgets, but after seeing him using a flip phone, I'm guessing he knows nothing about technology."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Your teacher doesn't mind a little clowning around in class, Eddie, but she thinks you overdo it.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."