Festive Dreamer Gifts

"My name is Morris Mandlebaun, I'm 28 years old and I want a tell, blond, blue-eyed shiksa."

Janitor's Christmas

Twas the night before Christmas

Amen

Scary Face at Window

Santa's Nightmares

"Room for bigger presents!"

Reindeer Cage

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

The Snowcow

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'

Gracie overhears what she thinks is Santa but is actually raccoons.

"If he can visit 34 million houses in ONE night just imagine how he might help with the vaccine!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'