Festive Dreamers Gifts

Twas the night before Christmas...

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

How to fight a vampire snowman

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

The New Year's Dance

Watchdog on Holiday

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Sand Snowmen

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'The cat's gone on vacation.'

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"