Christmas Dreamers Gifts

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"One year closer to college!"

Home Sweet Home

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

How to fight a vampire snowman

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Watchdog on Holiday

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

"Yipeee!"

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"FREEDOM!!!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer