Christmas Dreamers Gifts

"How can Santa eat all those cookies and drink all that milk in one night? Well, like everything else when it comes to Santa, it's magic. . ."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"One year closer to college!"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

Watchdog on Holiday

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Sand Snowmen

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Yipeee!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Child has practiced building sand castles in snow.

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"