Holiday Dreamer Gifts

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'How was the holiday?'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'For the last time. First we catch out man, then we go on a wine tour.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

Travel agency warms people passing by.

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Well, this is not the kind of site-seeing I had in mind."

'How was my vacation ... why ... is it over?'

"School just ended and I already miss it."

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Children Plotting out Santa Claus's Route

"Gracie, you can't spend the next four days waiting here for Christmas!"

"I'm stocking up on orange juice because I can't afford a Florida vacation."

"£200,000, that's going to but one great holiday."

"What good is a snow day on a holiday? That's like having a birthday on Christmas!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Tell the press that I'm staying in St. Tropez until I've completed my mission.'

Another Covid Christmas

Travel Agency.

Marriage Guidance / Travel Agent

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday.'

'Hey guys! Meet Zubri, a zebra here on holiday from Africa...'

On Holidays!

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Cat envisions his Christmas wish list.

"It's the last day of school! It's the only day of the year where I'm not expected to learn anything!"

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"Nice extension."

All I want for Christmas is. . . Peace on Earth. And You.