Holiday Home Dreamer Gifts

' You'll have to come see my weekend place in Cornwall.'

Realistic Farm Set - Cheese Shop/Holiday Lets/Barn Conversion.

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

Time for vacation, time for work.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Summertime

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'We'll take it!'

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

This is Dr. Sadie, what's your question, caller? I just found out my wife got a bonus at work. But instead of buying gifts for my mother and my six brothers, she flew to Maui and sent me a photo of herself eating a seven-course meal. Stop whining. She's given you the best gift a spouse can give ... Something to hold over her head for the rest of your lives. Well ... There is that, I guess.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''