Holiday Home Dreamers Gifts

Couple in sunglasses begging with a sign that reads - 'Holiday Homeless - Please help'.

'Renting this place during the summer pays the plumbers and carpenters needed each week after it's trashed.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

How to fight a vampire snowman

Watchdog on Holiday

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Sand Snowmen

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"Yipeee!"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan