Dreamy Holiday Seekers Gifts

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

How to fight a vampire snowman

Watchdog on Holiday

"Sorry, you can't cash in your vacation time. Since you didn't use it, tell it Bon Voyage!"

'Did you say psst?.'

The Desert Island Package

'And that,and that,and that...'

'First semester, you learn the numbers. Second semester, you use them to count the days 'til school is out.'

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Sand Snowmen

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

"Yipeee!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."