Relaxed Holiday Seeker Gifts

Kids discard thought balloons with light bulbs as they leave school for the summer.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Did you say psst?.'

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Wait a minute - I know there's something we've forgotten to worry about."

Bed of Nails on Holiday

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Big RV Camping

Spring Training

"Hey, Ben! We're in Maine now. We don't have to perform."

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

Garden Furniture

Go with the flow. Life's a beach.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Ocean sounds $1.00

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

Santa Bahama Time

"Hey, can you turn that thing down?!"

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

Thanks for house sitting!

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'. . . we should never have asked mummy what she really wanted for mother's day.'