Holiday Escapists Gifts

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

Holiday time.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"Hey, how did you get your vaccine before me?"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

To prevent Christmas git opening from being over in a flash, the Wagner kids were required to use only their feet.

Hello from the lakes!

Back to the Holidays

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

Welcome to Work Life Balance

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Counting Blessings

'Send me somewhere sunny and warm!'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

'I need all the heat I can get before I have to go to the North Pole to prepare for this Christmas.'

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Bon Voyage

Turkey going away for Christmas.

"I hate this time of year..."

Tourists

'We can tell him about Santa Claus now, but wait a couple of years before we tell him about the IRS.'