Holiday Adventure Gifts

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Skiing.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Flotation Device on the Phone

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!