Holiday Adventures Gifts

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Was it windy last night...?'

'Been Away?'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Christmas Pets

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Clown Skis.

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Back to the Holidays

Flotation Device on the Phone

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.

Basic economy