Holiday Adventures Gifts

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

'Was it windy last night...?'

'Been Away?'

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

Christmas Pets

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Clown Skis.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Flotation Device on the Phone

Cut out and keep your own Room Service.