Holiday Experiences Gifts

I TRAVELLED TO GET FROM IT ALL...ALL I GOT AWAY FROM WAS MY LUGGAGE.

"The hotel was old and rotten, the service was lousy, but my wife really enjoyed the vacation because she had so much to moan about!"

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Night of the Latkes

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Piranhaclaus

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Pina Coladas

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Elfie Stick

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

That one has all the batteries!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'