Holiday Experiences Gifts

I TRAVELLED TO GET FROM IT ALL...ALL I GOT AWAY FROM WAS MY LUGGAGE.

"The hotel was old and rotten, the service was lousy, but my wife really enjoyed the vacation because she had so much to moan about!"

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Christmas Tree

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Night of the Latkes

Piranhaclaus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Elfie Stick

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Pina Coladas

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea