Holiday Events Gifts

Lyle regrets asking Santa for a turtleneck for Christmas.

'There goes my part as a wise man in the Christmas pageant.'

Christmas Pets

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Christmas Tree

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Night of the Latkes

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"