Holiday Season Festivities Gifts

Ring-a-roses.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Christmas Tree

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Night of the Latkes

"Ninja bread men"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Labor Day Flowers

'How very Cumbria.'