Holiday Seasons Gifts

"Well, no airplane has failed to make it back to the ground."

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'No ice.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Snow flake

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Pina Coladas