Holiday Seasons T-Shirts

"Well, no airplane has failed to make it back to the ground."

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No ice.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Snow flake

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Little help?"