Annual Holidays Gifts

"Now let me see – where did we leave off last year?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

Santa Claus's Mail

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

You Are Here

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Meet the scribe"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Airlines

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.