Annual Holidays Gifts

"Now let me see – where did we leave off last year?"

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

Tourists

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

You Are Here

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Airlines

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Meet the scribe"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."