Holiday Days Gifts

"I've transferred all my vacation time into absurdly long coffee breaks."

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Airlines

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Meet the scribe"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"