Us Holiday Gifts

"That's what I like about America, you get such big portions."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

Carefree luggage.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Easter Island legs

The Baby Walker

Santa Claus's Mail

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Meet the scribe"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Airlines

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).