Holiday Vacation Gifts

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

'Bill, you've got your thongs mixed up.'

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

The Vineyard

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Carefree luggage.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Tourists

The Baby Walker

Santa Claus's Mail

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Meet the scribe"

Skiing.

Airlines

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"First class, or with children?"