Holiday Getaways Gifts

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Family with pets.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

A private jet takes off

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

Heading off with a packed bag

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Segregated Beach

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Beach snowman.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

New Hampshire Minute

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

"How's my tripping you up?"