Holiday Destinations Gifts

"Let's go back to 'Bon voyage,' Collins, and drop 'You're a brave man.'"

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Airlines

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'No ice.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Snow flake

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Little help?"

Piranhaclaus

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Pina Coladas