Holiday Destinations Gifts

"Let's go back to 'Bon voyage,' Collins, and drop 'You're a brave man.'"

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'No ice.'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Snow flake

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Piranhaclaus

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Good News about winter

"Little help?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'