Holiday Getaway Gifts

Ocean sounds $1.00

Snowman buying sun tan oil

"Or, is it the perfect beach day because there's no one here to p*** us off?"

Summer

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Desert Island Statues wearing bucket hats.

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

So Much Sand ... So Little Time

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Fake News, 50 cents.

"Working vacation."

Woman at the beach wishes for sunshine.

Carefree luggage.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Skiing.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'How very Cumbria.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'First of all, relax.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Segregated Beach

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Clown Skis.