Planning A Holiday Trip Gifts

'Road closed for the holidays'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Airport Security.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'How very Cumbria.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Airplane Mode.

Italia tours

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'