Holiday Plans Gifts

"But Anthony, I'm sure you said that we'd be holidaying in the Bahamas this year."

Carefree luggage.

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'How very Cumbria.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Italia tours

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Heading off with a packed bag

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'See you in two weeks!'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."