Holiday Planning Gifts

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'Pick a card, any card.'

"It's almost the last day of school, Marilyn. Quit saying 'are we there yet'."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

'Easter already, time to start writing the Christmas cards.'

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."

Airline queues.

'It's almost Summer. School's almost done! No more teachers to ruin our fun!'

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"

"How am I going to raise enough money to buy my Christmas gifts this year?"

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

You are what you eat.

'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Man in a travel agency.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Some advice please... How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"We've decided to cut back and have Christmas every other year."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."