Holiday Planning Gifts

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'Pick a card, any card.'

"It's almost the last day of school, Marilyn. Quit saying 'are we there yet'."

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'Easter already, time to start writing the Christmas cards.'

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Airline queues.

'It's not looking good: Christmas is coming and the goose is on the Atkins diet.'

'It's almost Summer. School's almost done! No more teachers to ruin our fun!'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Thanksgiving.

"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."

"For Christmas, Santa is bringing sales in at plan."

"How am I going to raise enough money to buy my Christmas gifts this year?"

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"We want a good selection of hotels restaurants and activities...but no tourists!"

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

You are what you eat.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Man in a travel agency.

"'We'll put it in the hopper, we'll put it in the hopper.' Do you realize how many things we've got in the hopper already?"

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Advent Calendar 2022: Heating/Eating

Buy 3 Easter Eggs and then get a Xmas Tree Free

The Spirit of Christmas Presents.

'I couldn't find this on EBay ... so it's up to you.'