Holiday Prep Planner Gifts

'The Angst!...The dread...The fear of not getting it right...'

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Fight or Flight

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Santa's wash day.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'