Holiday Meal Planner Gifts

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Stuffing the turkey.

Santa's wash day.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"