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Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Heading off with a packed bag

Italia tours

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Stuffing the turkey.

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Santa's wash day.

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"