Holiday Planner Gifts

Obsessive-Compulsive Santa

'Naughty, nice, nice, nice, naughty, nice. This you call a business plan?'

The Weekend

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'Are you keeping pace with spending predictions?'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'You have three days left to finish this project!' 'I'll take Halloween, thanksgiving and Christmas!'

'Pick a card, any card.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"I take it your vacation starts tomorrow?"

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Easter already, time to start writing the Christmas cards.'

Santa's workshop

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

'Hi--I'd like to know if you have a program that removes sand from a hard-drive.'

"Hey, Dad. We almost caught Santa last night!"

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Why you must go to work

'Let it go, Amy.'

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

"It's all part of the new normal."

"I'm gone then Tim's gone then Mel's gone then you're gone then we're all gone then it's September."

"Before you leave for your vacation, re-record your extended leave message. The one you just made is too giddy."

'Okay, same as last year, right? I eat the cookies, you drink the milk, we blame Santa Claus...'

'It's almost Summer. School's almost done! No more teachers to ruin our fun!'

"Quiet isn't it, for a Bank Holiday?"

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"We've agreed, then, to deck the halls, but the resolution to be jolly has been tabled."

'It's not just about buying gifts. Job security and a healthy economy, that's the true meaning of Christmas.'

"I'm flexible, I can travel any time up until the 24th December."