Holiday Prepper Gifts

'Holiday insanity helpline.'

Newspaper headlines before and after Christmas.

Santa's wash day.

Holiday Shopping

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Fight or Flight

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Camping-Pong

Italia tours

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Heading off with a packed bag

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'See you in two weeks!'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"