Holiday Preparer Gifts

Mrs Claus giving Rudolph a wash

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Italia tours

Lounging by the pool

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Ice Cream Tower.

Santa's wash day.

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Man on beach realizes laying down flattens his stomach

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Let it go, Amy.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."