Holiday Preparations Gifts

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

"I love these new regional distribution centers."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Did you find the brandy for the Christmas Pudding dear?'

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

No Christmas catalogs yet?

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

"We have to get to the Post Office. They've got a big sign down there that says 'mail early'."

'In order to improve customer service your presence will now be available for collection at the North Pole.'

Christmas with Christo

'Not another bloody flue liner!'

Bring on the fake snow and tinsel.

Santa's wash day.

"Don't even think about it."

Madamoiselle Santa Claus.

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

Wreaths working out to look good in December.

Where your mind & battle are los

Santa Claus's Mail

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.