Holiday Preparations Gifts

"She's okay - she just shopped 'til she dropped."

"I love these new regional distribution centers."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Did you find the brandy for the Christmas Pudding dear?'

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

No Christmas catalogs yet?

"Christmas shopping done - the trolley only cost a quid."

"We have to get to the Post Office. They've got a big sign down there that says 'mail early'."

'In order to improve customer service your presence will now be available for collection at the North Pole.'

Christmas with Christo

'Not another bloody flue liner!'

Bring on the fake snow and tinsel.

Santa's wash day.

"Don't even think about it."

Madamoiselle Santa Claus.

Sewing A Christmas Dress.

Failed holiday idea: Utinsils.

Wreaths working out to look good in December.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Santa Claus's Mail

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."