Planning A Trip Gifts

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

"Here's your room key, and here's your mountain view."

"It says the cost of the flight went up because we acknowledged its existence."

'We want to get as far off the beaten path as our WiFi coverage allows.'

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."

"Where do you want to worry we're spending too much money this summer?"

Drinking hurricanes in New Orleans

'He's determined to go where his bags go!'

'Hi, pal -- I'm collecting for a trip to Sturgis.'

Passport Picture.

'For a little extra we can allocate you a seat inside the aircraft.'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"False alarm. It's just wanderlust."

Catskills

"Well, the forecast shows a heat wave in our first week, heavy rains in the second, some hail the following week, and a snowstorm at our final destination."

Free safety demonstration on board the flight? Yes, and free oxygen in a fully pressurized cabin!

'Good news!! I've located a small island in the middle of one of their oceans, where you'll be safe from war, religious conflicts and crime!!'

Commuter Airlines

'This Port Aventura. It's not in Spain is it?'

So this is why my vacation package was so affordable!

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'I'm sorry, but you couldn't get a flight to Beijing that soon for all the tea in China.'

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

'Oops, that one crashed, too.... but don't worry, sir -- I'll find SOMETHING going to California.'

Working holiday visa applications: Approved/Wish you were here.

Japanese tourists smiling at CCTV in art gallery.

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

EasyJet requires GP note explaining medicine in travellers hand luggage.

"With the way the weather is these days I went ahead and packed my bathing suit, sun screen and cross country skis."

"Anywhere!"