Planning Trips Gifts

"Let's not go to the mountains again. The warm glow of nostalgia hasn't erased stuck in a cabin with a week of rain."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First class, or with children?"

Airlines

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I just..."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'Are we broke yet?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Italia tours

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

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