Road Trip Planning Gifts

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'Look, you can't have it both ways!'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Kardiff.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Italia tours

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Laughing Zone Ahead

Family members!

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.