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'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

'Look, you can't have it both ways!'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

GPS flag in road

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Kardiff.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.