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"Dad's trying to work out the car charging points for our Christmas visits."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Kardiff.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Motor Tourism

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Family members!

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'