Planning A Road Trip T-Shirts

"Dad's trying to work out the car charging points for our Christmas visits."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Kardiff.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Now here's a place I like!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Italia tours

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Family members!