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Way to go

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

Kardiff.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Family members!

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Are we broke yet?'

Laughing Zone Ahead