Road Trip Planner Gifts

Which way to turn?

Car driving comes upon fork in road.

Uh-oh, could spell trouble up the road.

'Bayville 3 Mil - This large-print sign for drivers with poor vision'

"And of course you get a company car!"

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

Welcome to Switzerland

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

Goodbye Crude World.

'Your eight lane motorway map in full.'

Straight to video...scenic route.

When slugs go on holiday.

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Clam at a crossroads

Tourists

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'Are we broke yet?'

Italia tours

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

You have a major fiasco at 10:30, followed by a shocking scandal at 2:15.

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'