Going On A Road Trip Gifts

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Now entering California, dude!

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"This can't be good."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Rock Falling - Told You So

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

'You are hopelessly lost.'

They had no idea that their argument over directions would eventually come to a head.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Motor Tourism