Going On A Road Trip Gifts

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

"If you can read this - I've lost my caravan."

A hand reaches frantically out a trailer bathroom door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away and down the aisle.

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Now entering California, dude!

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"This can't be good."

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

Rock Falling - Told You So

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

'You are hopelessly lost.'

They had no idea that their argument over directions would eventually come to a head.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

Scenic Overlook and Hell Hole

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Kardiff.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

How am I abducting?