Long Road Trip Gifts

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we nearly there yet?'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Motor Tourism

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Family members!

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'