Taking A Long Trip Gifts

"This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us, and for using your time on board to contemplate the cruel paradox of polluting the very planet that we love to travel and explore."

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Motor Tourism

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Family members!

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'It's great to get back to the simple life'