Long-haul Traveler Gifts

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Bed & Bagel'

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

"This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us, and for using your time on board to contemplate the cruel paradox of polluting the very planet that we love to travel and explore."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Qantas London Sydney

Flight nap

Crawling Marathon.

Car Pools.

Retired Snails.

There's no hurry --- Time and tide wait for nomads.

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

'Are we there yet?'

'Know what I'm saying?' - Closed-captioned for Canadians.

"Are we there yet."

Next 5 Exits: Five sprawling suburbs that look so much like each other even WE can't tell the difference any more. Best of luck to you.

Root 66.

"That other driver got the thank-you wave that I deserved."

Next Restroom...35 miles and Next Clean Restroom...HA!

Snail dreams of Motor Home.

"We've been intersnailing."

'Las Vegas? It's 70 years that way.'

"Well, I'd better head home. I've got a long commute back to my shell."

"Everyone I know has a crazy long commute."

"And, while I'm away, you'll be in the good hands of my oversight committee."

'That's torn it, now we're BOTH out of gas!'

Walking Tourist.