You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board
Long_haul_laborer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who’s always on the go? Our collection for long-haul laborers features amusing and thoughtful items that recognize their hard work and perseverance. From playful mugs to inspiring wall art, these products add a touch of humor and appreciation to their busy days. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, discover gifts that truly speak to the long hours and effort of the dedicated worker.
"On no, the baby's breach!!"
"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."
"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."
'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'
"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."
'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'
Baby name suggestions.
Find out that man's name and give him a rise.
Time Clock
You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.
"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."
'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'
Top - Perhaps
"Welcome to the United States."
"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."
"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"
"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."
'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'
Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house
"What's it like, working with your hands?"
Well paid job
"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."
'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'
Builder's Crack T-shirt
The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.
Two Soldiers and a Navvy.
'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'
Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"
This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.
"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"
'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'
Labor abuse
Workers rest
"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."
Long_haul_laborer Gifts Collection
Long_haul_laborer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for long-haul laborers, featuring witty quotes and humorous illustrations that celebrate their dedication and hard work.
Long_haul_laborer Pillows
Browse our pillows with playful designs and uplifting messages for long-haul laborers, offering them cozy comfort and recognition.
Long_haul_laborer Prints
Discover inspiring prints that honor long-journey workers, perfect for decorating their workspace or home with a touch of humor and appreciation.
Long_haul_laborer T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts dedicated to long-haul laborers, with clever slogans and comfortable fits that salute their perseverance and effort.