Long_haul_laborer T-Shirts

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Baby name suggestions.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Time Clock

Top - Perhaps

"Welcome to the United States."

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

Well paid job

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Workers rest

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

Labor abuse

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads