Truck Introspection Station: 'Am I happy? Does my life have meaning?'
Long Distance Trucker T-Shirts
Show off their trucking pride with T-shirts that speak to the open road. Perfect for casual wear, these tees add a humorous or heartfelt touch to their everyday wardrobe.
Future garbage truck driver.
Runner collapsing over the finishing line.
'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'
"You must be the newly qualified driver."
Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Did you miss me?
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."
Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.
Route 666.
"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."
You are not forgotten!
Heavy Traffic.
Sam's Venison.
Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!
Zero gravity ahead.
'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'
A Sat Nav that displays toilet stops
Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.
"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."
'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'
Einstein discovers that the speed of light is 186,000 miles per second, but the speed of Lite beer is only 65 MPH.
Shakespeare in the Industrial Park
A 'failed' brake check!
'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'
That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.
'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'
The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.
No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)
You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board
Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads
"My wife has been walking five miles a day. I think she's somewhere in the middle of Pennsylvania now."
'Yeah, I know this is a BYOB party.'
Long Distance Trucker T-Shirts Collection
Long Distance Trucker Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs perfect for long-haul truckers. Find humorous and heartfelt designs that make every coffee break a smile-worthy moment.
Long Distance Trucker Pillows
Check out our trucking-themed pillows designed for comfort and style. A cozy addition to truck cabs or home, with humor or heartfelt messages.
Long Distance Trucker Prints
Browse our trucking-inspired prints to decorate any space. Bring a touch of the open road into home or truck cab with designs that speak to every driver’s soul.