Long_haul_laborer Pillows

You know you've been working at the same place too long when you get dusted before the file board

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Baby name suggestions.

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Time Clock

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Top - Perhaps

"Welcome to the United States."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Well paid job

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

Labor abuse

Workers rest

"Sorry, lady, we gotta quit for the day. Our radio broke."