Day Laborer Pillows

"Welcome to the United States."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

Time Clock

Top - Perhaps

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

Well paid job

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

None O' Your Larks

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

New York Man

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.

Workers rest