Rural Laborer Pillows

A farmer and his workers

baby sweetcorn...

Farm Humor.

Thank you, Essential Workers

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Lamb Noise.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'I guess you might call it a sort of penicillin reaction.'

'Where's my glove?'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"And when someone gets your goat, what do you suppose it is that keeps you from going and getting it back?"

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

The Pooperrazzi

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Aside from a crazed sheep now and then, this is a very risk-free profession.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'